Welcome to the Blockbuster Radio Employee Handbook.

The materials contained within this section are intended for active employees, former employees who “still have the keychain somewhere,” and emotionally compromised individuals who accidentally clicked the wrong tab.

Please note:

• some policies may be outdated
• some procedures were clearly written during closing shifts
• and some annotations in the margins are not officially recognized by the Human Resources department

References to:

• “Internal Barking”
• unexplained Diet Coke expenses
• emotionally charged playlist disputes
• and late-night incidents in the Drama section

…should not be interpreted as legally actionable documentation.

This handbook exists to provide guidance, structure, and the illusion that someone, somewhere, has things under control.

Proceed professionally.

Or at least quietly.