I knew absolutely nothing about this film going into it aside from three things:
1. It stars Aaron-Taylor Johnson and Theo James
2. I’m incredibly horny for both of them 
3. I’d blow both of their fuzes and then thank them afterwards

Walked in blind, lights low, no clue
Didn’t read a line, didn’t check the reviews
Just three little facts in my head like a buzz—
It’s Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Theo James, because…

Yeah I’m weak for a stare, for a jawline cut
For a midnight look that says “don’t say much”
I was doomed from the start, didn’t need no plot
Just press play, turn it up, let it hit that spot

I’m too thirsty on the cinema floor, ooh
Got me losing all my manners, it’s true
Blow the fuse, lights flash, body on cue
Then I’d say “thank you, thank you”
Yeah I’d say “thank you, thank you”

Screen glow, heartbeat syncs with the bass
Every frame got me caught in a chase
No script needed, I’m sold on sight
Chemistry burning like neon lights

Hands up, no shame, let the rhythm confess
If desire’s a crime, then I plead “yes, yes”
Didn’t come for the story, I came for the view
And the view said everything I needed to

I’m too thirsty on the cinema floor, ooh
Got me losing all my manners, it’s true
Blow the fuse, lights flash, body on cue
Then I’d say “thank you, thank you”
Yeah I’d say “thank you, thank you”

No apologies, just a grin in the dark
Let the credits roll, leave a spark
If it’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right tonight
Just rewind, press play, one more time

I’m too thirsty on the cinema floor, ooh
Let it ride, let it burn straight through
Blow the fuse, whole room turning blue
Then I’d say “thank you, thank you”
Yeah I’d say “thank you”…after

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