INCIDENT REPORT #0891-F

DATE: 07/28/2001

summary: Store closing delayed approximately eighteen minutes after employee became emotionally involved while alphabetizing Drama section.

Witnesses report employee paused repeatedly while shelving:
– magnolia
– the virgin suicides
– eyes wide shut

Employee allegedly stated:
“movies used to feel humid.”

Shift lead instructed employee to go home early.

additional notes:
One warm Diet Coke discovered beside rewinder station.

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