DATE: 07/28/2001
summary: Store closing delayed approximately eighteen minutes after employee became emotionally involved while alphabetizing Drama section.
Witnesses report employee paused repeatedly while shelving:
– magnolia
– the virgin suicides
– eyes wide shut
Employee allegedly stated:
“movies used to feel humid.”
Shift lead instructed employee to go home early.
additional notes:
One warm Diet Coke discovered beside rewinder station.