DATE: 11/11/2013
summary: Security footage captured employee remaining inside store approximately two hours after shift end.
Employee observed:
– reorganizing shelves
– replaying trailer footage repeatedly
– drinking Diet Coke directly from two-liter bottle
– staring at television reflection while music played overhead
At approximately 12:41 AM, employee reportedly stated:
“I think people used to want to become unforgettable.”
No customers present.
additional notes:
Human Resources requested report removal twice.
PR requested copy of footage.
Accounting accidentally included “emergency emotional refreshments” on quarterly expense sheet afterward.