INCIDENT REPORT #2988-H

DATE: 11/11/2013

summary: Security footage captured employee remaining inside store approximately two hours after shift end.

Employee observed:
– reorganizing shelves
– replaying trailer footage repeatedly
– drinking Diet Coke directly from two-liter bottle
– staring at television reflection while music played overhead

At approximately 12:41 AM, employee reportedly stated:
“I think people used to want to become unforgettable.”

No customers present.

additional notes:
Human Resources requested report removal twice.

PR requested copy of footage.

Accounting accidentally included “emergency emotional refreshments” on quarterly expense sheet afterward.

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